No, not like THAT! Get your minds out of the gutter.
I was lying in bed on my back, watching some old "Even Stevens" episodes, and suddenly my forehead was pelted with a tiny turd from above. I thought it was a bug at first until I looked up and saw that a gecko was sitting on the light right above me, grinning, the bastard.
I jumped from the bed, wiping my forehead and screaming, "I was just pooped on! I was just pooped on!"
Thank god I wasn't yawning at the time.
- Bethany James Leigh Shady
- Novelist, children's book author, freelance writer, and lover of the Shire.
16 comments:
In certain cultures, that is a sign of immense good fortune.
But they think gecko poop is lucky so, you know, take it with a grain of salt.
You do of course realize there is only one way to settle this score...
Hahahha!!!! Now I understand because why, all american's peoples said- "Holy Crap".
Beth it was Holly crap or not? :)
The second version, in my opinion, that this gecko served for Specials job (well, this is like murder for hire)
And the 3th version is - They understand that You, killed rats!
I will wait your new video: The Gecko Incident :)))))
At least it wasn't rat poop!!
Poop sucks. Even Stevens rocks!
Ewwwww...the only thing nastier than getting pooped on is getting puked on. When my son was an infant, my first husband was lying on his back with the baby in his hands. He was like playing airplane with the baby and they were laughing. All of a sudden the baby puked into my hubby's open mouth. Not pretty!
OMG, I thought you were going to say the rat pooped on you.
holy crap!...i think you need an exterminator..ha..mice, gecko's, birds eating up the garden...run..run for you lives..
I didn't know you were into that kind of stuff.
That funny lol, do you try to throw him by something!!
i hate gecko because he also poop in my bed every few day so i have to change the cover everyday :( ..
i really don't know why he love to do it in my bed stupid gecko..
I am surprised you didn't barf!
Also, Thank God it wasn't one of those rats!
Eeekkkk
Did he then try to sell you car insurance?
Saw this video and thought of you:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrixhUg1SCg&feature=related
Now you know why ceiling geckos have turned a hard heart toward humans.
Happy Christmas guy's!!!! :)
That is def nasty...........At least it wasn't another rat.
Oh my god! I didn't know about this! Why didn't you tell me!
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