i just remembered...two years ago when i moved to hawaii i met this chick with a thick mustache who asked me if i were interested in a threesome (even though she knew i had just moved there to be with the man i adore and would never cheat on).
i naturally thought that the third participant was going to be her mustache, but alas she had a boyfriend.
- Bethany James Leigh Shady
- Novelist, children's book author, freelance writer, and lover of the Shire.
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A girl tried to take me home once when I was walking home from the bar with my friends one summer night a few years back. I politely told her I was not interested, but she followed us all the way back to my friends apartment.. It was creepy, but I guess at the same time flattering? Lol.
ps> That sounds like one crazy mustache!
EWWWWW, that's just yucky. I hope your self esteem didnt take a blow.
So how much mustache did her boyfriend have?
i imagine this happening as soon as you got off the plane. I also imagine that you are getting off of a private jet on one of stair cars and that this lady also had a unibrow. I don't know why, but that story really captured my imagination. not the threesome part, but the part where there was a troll that lived under the stair car at the airport!!
hahaha. you wanna know the scary part? this beardy chick is now my stalker. yikes.
not only do i get a stalker. but a mustachioed one at that. dang. i can't catch a break.
I think you should have a bright pink shirt with neon green letters that says "mustachioed"
You should go after her with Imac....(other brands are available)
*pout* I'm a girl and I've never been hit on by another girl. What am I? Chopped liver? *grumble*
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